When you need to abruptly end a conversation and have simply had enough contact with other humans. It can be used to end a conversation at any point, and is especially useful if the person is repeating themselves.
John: so yeah Sandra was like totally into me and I was..
Me: ok thanks bye (OTB) (hangs up, gets up and leaves)
John:….totally into her.. hey Steve are you there / where are you going
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'