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Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we fucked
oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021

oiling the bird 

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.
oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

Toy-Oiling 

Blow Job
She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!
Toy-Oiling by Chovastard February 4, 2015

mandubla oblingata 

a guys penis or girls breasts
dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas
mandubla oblingata by chris April 8, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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