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oh... balls 

something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."
a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)
oh... balls by funkmonk June 20, 2006
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oh balls 

"Oh balls, I lost my chemistry homework..."
oh balls by Kait Jarboe December 12, 2005

Oh my balls 

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.
Oh my balls by Nobli November 19, 2022

Oh Balls! 

What someone says ehen they were expecting something good but get something bad.
Doctor: Your pregnancy test results are good-you're not pregnant.
Mary: Great!
Doctor: But you do have AIDS
Mary: Oh Balls!
Oh Balls! by ohballsd August 7, 2012

oh balls fuck my life 

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

Oh my place where tennis balls are created 

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!