oh nose

A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.

Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

ohnosecond

The momentary panic that occurs when something irreversible goes wrong. Can also be used to describe something that turns out to be reversible although you were worried at the time it wasn't.

1.Dave sent his girlfriend pictures of himself with another woman, by accident, regretting it an ohnosecond later.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.

by brianriot July 14, 2006

Ohnosexual

If you're Ohnosexual, you might experience the following:
-Saying "oh no" whenever you fall in love due to knowing the cycle is about to repeat

Person 1: Person 2's name, I think I'm Ohnosexual.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's when you say "oh no" whenever you fall in love because you know the cycle is 'bouta repeat.

by e indeed January 2, 2021

ohnosecond

a wsed to describe that miniscule, fraction-of-a-second that occurs in between hitting "send" and "okay".

I should have stopped at the ohnosecond before sending that hate letter to my boss.

by Republican Extremist June 23, 2008