A man handcrafted from the gods and is one of his kind. A race that only he is and is a divine being. With the added benefit of wielding a 16 inch fat whopling cock. People shan't try him or they willmeet the abyss of smeats.
OGRumbleBone was simply hand crafted by the gods themselves. Beings who dare trifle his divinity shall be forever shamed.
The things that you find on Coopers undies. They have a tendency to appear when you do a relay sloppy fart, or don't wipe your ass in the correct manner.