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Odumbo
A play on the President's name in reference to his lack of intelligence as proven by a myriad of presidential gaffes. Some of his culturally illiterate comments: "57 states", Hawaii is in Asia, "corpseman" for corpsman, not knowing one player in the history of the White Sox (his alleged favorite baseball team), "Intercontinental Railroad", "Austrian language", "shovel ready", et. al.
A play on the President's name in reference to his lack of intelligence as proven by a myriad of presidential gaffes. Some of his culturally illiterate comments: "57 states", Hawaii is in Asia, "corpseman" for corpsman, not knowing one player in the history of the White Sox (his alleged favorite baseball team), "Intercontinental Railroad", "Austrian language", "shovel ready", et. al.
President Odumbo can't even give a speech without his teleprompters, not even to a class of 6th graders.
Ozumba
A last name commonly possessed by a rare subspecies of supreme homosapien, chiefly characterized by their titan-like physiques and seemingly infinite cognitive capabilities. Ozumbas sensory mechanisms are unequivocally heightened, often causing them to be mistaken by many for Superheroes (whom, unlike Ozumbas, do not exist). Ozumbas also exhibit extraordinarily high degrees of compassion, humility, kindness and courage. These, in combination with their outstanding ability to utilize reason and fair judgement, enable them to be effective and well-honored magistrates in their social environments.
There are many myths and legends which attribute even more superfluous characteristics to Ozumbas. To date, however, contemporary archaeological and ancient historical research has yielded very little doubt among respective communities that any of these descriptions constitute an accurate representation of them in reality. Many scholars believe that Ozumbas are the greatest beings to have ever walked the planet.
There are many myths and legends which attribute even more superfluous characteristics to Ozumbas. To date, however, contemporary archaeological and ancient historical research has yielded very little doubt among respective communities that any of these descriptions constitute an accurate representation of them in reality. Many scholars believe that Ozumbas are the greatest beings to have ever walked the planet.
Person A: Hey, it was so incredible meeting you!! You know everything about me. And I don't know why, but I am so attracted to you, I think I'm in LOVE!! What did you say your name was again?
Person B: Hugh Ozumba
Person B: Hugh Ozumba
Odumba
Derogatory nickname for the President of the United States, Barack Obama. Commonly used by people with conservative political preferences, by racists, and by people who just plain don't like the president.
Damn! What kind of drugs is Odumba on! Why the hell does he think poor people can pay for the mandatory health insurance he wants?
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owumbus by maybe_codeine December 27, 2020
onembtii
a kid who thinks he's good at sports, but is actually gay. (soft, not a tank, loves the front row of movie theater action)
That light skin is such an onembtii.
onembtii by Tank_and_Petits February 15, 2017