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Ofsted is the Queen's body of inspection for schools. They make decisions about putting failing British schools into Special Measures, and decide the fate of those schools.

They are designed to make sure that State schools are doing the job correctly.
"Lionel, the Ofsted report came out today, and it really doesn't look good"
Ofsted by RedRevolver January 1, 2007
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A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.
Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?
Onsted by Avalare October 10, 2011
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Ousted is when you have dumped your girlfriend extremely fast. She doesn’t even know until she checks her my space.
You are having sex in the bath room, and your girlfriend is bent over the sink. You have been beating it up rigorously for some time now when all of a sudden a loud abrupt burping noise comes from her rear end. Is it a fart? Is it a queef? Who cares she’s OUSTED!
ousted by JoshuaStudd September 16, 2007
When person has dumped a girl so fast, they don’t know until they check their my space.
"I was so upset at the somewhat burping noise that came from beneath my girlfriend in the restroom while engaging in intercourse. I surely knew at this point she was ousted!"
Ousted by The one they call Joshua September 25, 2007
When a person (or team) loses in a sporting event (or drinking game, as in beer pong)
Dan just made all ten cups in a row and ousted Jim from the beer pong tournament
Ousted by Bins2130 August 3, 2015

Onsted high school 

A complete hell hole of a school. Horrible teachers, rude ass people, too much god damn homework, and way too much gossip and drama. A place where teens vape in the bathrooms. A place where a school shooting might happen for how bad of security they have. No one feels safe. Bullying is not as bad but it's bad enough. Rumors start and spread like wild fire. Not a good place to go to.
Girl: What school are you from?
Boy: Onsted high school
Girl: Oh I feel bad for you
to be told you have beaten someone in a verbal/phsical disagreement, usually in a light-hearted manner. can be described a banter. also if someone sprays you with oust.
Richard: "Shutup, youre such a dickhead"
Mark: "Yeah well at least i didnt fuck barbara smith"
Observer: "Ahhh Richard got OUSTED!"
ousted by Ruth Lea April 14, 2009
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