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Ofsted is the Queen's body of inspection for schools. They make decisions about putting failing British schools into Special Measures, and decide the fate of those schools.

They are designed to make sure that State schools are doing the job correctly.

"Lionel, the Ofsted report came out today, and it really doesn't look good"

Ofsted by RedRevolver January 1, 2007

Words you can keep

Onsted

A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.

Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?

Onsted by Avalare October 10, 2011

Related Words

Ofsted • ousted • Onsted • Onsted high school • Oostedes

ousted

Ousted is when you have dumped your girlfriend extremely fast. She doesn’t even know until she checks her my space.

You are having sex in the bath room, and your girlfriend is bent over the sink. You have been beating it up rigorously for some time now when all of a sudden a loud abrupt burping noise comes from her rear end. Is it a fart? Is it a queef? Who cares she’s OUSTED!

ousted by JoshuaStudd September 16, 2007

Ousted

When person has dumped a girl so fast, they don’t know until they check their my space.

"I was so upset at the somewhat burping noise that came from beneath my girlfriend in the restroom while engaging in intercourse. I surely knew at this point she was ousted!"

Ousted by The one they call Joshua September 25, 2007

Ousted

When a person (or team) loses in a sporting event (or drinking game, as in beer pong)

Dan just made all ten cups in a row and ousted Jim from the beer pong tournament

Ousted by Bins2130 August 3, 2015

Onsted high school

A complete hell hole of a school. Horrible teachers, rude ass people, too much god damn homework, and way too much gossip and drama. A place where teens vape in the bathrooms. A place where a school shooting might happen for how bad of security they have. No one feels safe. Bullying is not as bad but it's bad enough. Rumors start and spread like wild fire. Not a good place to go to.

Girl: What school are you from?
Boy: Onsted high school
Girl: Oh I feel bad for you

Onsted high school by Unknown__persons April 2, 2023

ousted

to be told you have beaten someone in a verbal/phsical disagreement, usually in a light-hearted manner. can be described a banter. also if someone sprays you with oust.

Richard: "Shutup, youre such a dickhead"
Mark: "Yeah well at least i didnt fuck barbara smith"
Observer: "Ahhh Richard got OUSTED!"

ousted by Ruth Lea April 14, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026