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Offduty K-9 

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.
"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"
Related Words

offputtin 

adjective to describe almost anything that causes displeasure to the speaker

gross ew ugh
"Hey did you see the surgery that they just performed?"
"Nah man, that stuff is offputtin."
offputtin by ididwellnotgood August 23, 2011
OH! that dude just whipped out his pappy and pulled on OFFUTT on that ho!
Offutt by ricky bobbysfds January 15, 2008

offduty medic 

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.
It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!
offduty medic by sduck April 20, 2005