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officelol 

To be e-mailed or to accidentally view a humorous piece of material or private joke that induces an uncontrollably loud fit of laughter that requires lengthy explanation in an office or other working environment.
'Cliff officelolled at The Onion and got sent home early.'
officelol by mmiiaaooww January 22, 2009
Words you can keep

Officesode 

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office
Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!
Officesode by Bambino624 February 10, 2010

officedog 

The most irritating person to ever grace the internet. A chronic whiner and complainer who never stops talking.
Do you know officedog? She just won't shut up.
officedog by housecatt March 21, 2010

@officalilomilo

Renelle is a girl who is on stan twitter and is always sad. she's 16, single and wants a girlfriend. she's also bisexual
is @officalilomilo on stan twitter and wants a gf?
@officalilomilo by officalilomilo October 31, 2020

officejelly 

Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.
The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.

officewala 

1) a homoerotic term for ejaculating on the gluteus maximus in the activity of man-on-man anal sex.

2) also synonymous with "skeet skeet"
"what what in the butt? officewala my butt? on my butt? officewala my butt. ooookay."
officewala by nrrruhs December 24, 2008

officedogging 

the act of watching other people have sex from your office window (instead of engaging in work or some other form income-generating activity)
yo, i spent 38 minutes officedogging last week. what time code does that go under?
officedogging by officedogger May 29, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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