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The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

off my face by jessie4000 June 11, 2006

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Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

Off my face by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.

charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.

running off my face by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009

Drink My Face Off

The phrase "drink my face off." implies:

1. The point of drinking to where you cannot feel your face anymore.

2. The help of someone telling you what you did the night before.

3. Drinking so heavily to the point of blacking out.

3. Completly shitfaced. see shitfaced.

Joe: Yo, what do you want to do this weekend?

Clint: I want to go to Atlantic City and Drink My Face Off!

Drink My Face Off by ElGuapo69 March 25, 2010

Rock my face off

This means that it is VERY cool and I enjoy it much. :D

That horse rocks my face off!

Rock my face off by Phsyco biotch August 22, 2003

rocks my face off

An extremely stupid phrase that was kind of clever, I guess, about three or so years ago but has quickly become trite and annoying thanks to the legions of myspacers and liverjournalers, nearly all of whom write their names like xthisx and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirrors. It must end.

omg teh new sleater k rocks my face off

rocks my face off by hwbrgdtse July 20, 2008

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

Rocks-My-Face-Off by Jordan February 29, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026