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The most moronic way to spell the word awkward.
Youtube moron 1: "Must have been ocuard for the guy."
Youtube moron 2: "It's spelled okward, idiot."
ocuard by Daniel Brando June 18, 2008
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A really stupid way of spelling awkward. This mispelling started in Boston Massachusetts as a result of the Boston accent.
The way you spell awkward is really occuard.
occuard by lottawhathaveyou June 11, 2007
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A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.
"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"
octard by reality check23 November 22, 2009
someone who is unreasonably and stupidly afraid of streets or apartments with number eight
Ryan: Want to go to the deli on 8th ave?

Veronica: No!

Ryan: Your such an octard
octard by gabronie1 December 22, 2009
The Tukkerse (little district in Netherlands) version of awkward.
Tukker: Man that's oquard!!!
Normal Dutch guy: What's oquard?


oquard by Pokeyjon April 14, 2009
A secret way to say to someone you love them even if they don’t love you back
Girl: Ocard
Crush: what
Girl: wait who’s your crush
Crush: no one..?
Girl: ok...
Ocard by Grayola11 January 16, 2021
Ouarda is a wonderful and special person. She is loving, humorous, funny, loyal and selfless. She always wants the best for others. She has a great sense of justice and always tells the truth. You feel safe and comfortable in her presence.

She is a rose with a big heart!
Without Ouarda, the world wouldn‘t be the same.
Ouarda by mvsb November 21, 2021
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