occuard 

A really stupid way of spelling awkward. This mispelling started in Boston Massachusetts as a result of the Boston accent.

The way you spell awkward is really occuard.

occuard by lottawhathaveyou June 11, 2007

occutard 

Spoiled brats that blame hard-working, successful people for magically causing the failures of their own lives. Occutards have been coddled by their parents from birth and given everything they want without being expected to work for it. Now grown, they expect the government to arrive in place of their parents and provide everything their hearts desire for free. Furthermore, they believe that camping out in front of a random bank/government office will accomplish this goal. Can be heard regurgitating Marxist slogans, demonizing "the rich", whining about the inequities of life and condemning "evil corporations" for destroying their "fair chance". Occutard camps allow them to return to their natural state of not bathing, defecating/fornicating in public and participating in drum circles. Their ultimate goal is to create the occutard utopia in which the nanny-state plunders money from the productive members of society and "redistributes" it to them, removing any necessity to ever work.

"I tried to go to City Hall today but couldn't make it past the stench of the occutard camp! Haven't those people ever heard of a toilet?" -Productive Citizen

"When will these occutards go away? They're scaring away all my customers!" -Respectable Local Business Owner

occutard by magneticmonopole October 26, 2011

ocuard 

The most moronic way to spell the word awkward.

Youtube moron 1: "Must have been ocuard for the guy."
Youtube moron 2: "It's spelled okward, idiot."

ocuard by Daniel Brando June 18, 2008

occward 

1.) Beyond normal "awkward", SO awkward it's painful, and often causes aneurysms.

2.) Ted

"And she was like 'My mom's dead...' and it was so awkward. No, not awkward. Occward."

occward by Sarah December 17, 2004