octomum 

Proper noun, a pejorative name for Nadya Suleman, an american woman who bore octuplets on January 26, 2009.

Octomum says shes not had sex for 8yrs!

octomum by Santa Skujina February 18, 2009

Octomom Complex 

Used to describe a psycotic woman who is obsessed with being pregnant/ having kids just for the attention and shock factor, especially when it is common sense she lacks the skills and finances to support herself and her family.

Steve: Is Melissa pregnant again?
Rick: Yeah man.
Steve: She just had twins! And she has a 3 year old at home!
Rick: Yep. She's got the octomom complex.

Octomom Complex by iLOVEmySERENITI March 13, 2009

Octomom 

A single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on to have even more fertility treatments on the government's dime and gives birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is going to be able to support herself and 14 children.

See: Nadya Suleman.

While most large births of septuplets or more receive positive press, including praise and free gifts, the American taxpayers are more concerned about how they're going pay for all of Octomom's 14 children, seeing as how she apparently isn't capable of paying for them herself.

Octomom by Cashman73 February 10, 2009

Octomom 

The selfish California woman who decided that being unable to properly raise and care for 6 kids wasn't enough, so she had 8 more, rationalizing all taxpayer assistance by referring to it as "temporary" (which, obviously, means it doesn't qualify as assistance).

The State of California must lay off an additional 50 workers to pay for the new Octomom Assistance Bill.

Octomom by Andyistakensoi'lljustkeeptypin February 17, 2009

Octomom 

Despite having six children, Nadya Suleman gave birth to Octuplets. All 14 of her children were conceived with the help of IVF. Suleman is a single mom who is unemployed, on welfare, and lives with her parents. How she paid for the IVF cycles and plastic surgery is a mystery to us all. There is a possibility that she used taxpayer's money.

Many animals on the lower end of the food chain reproduce in massive amounts, like Octomom, in hopes that a precious few will survive to into adulthood.

Octomom by Lena Scarlette Katrina February 11, 2009

Octomom 

A mother with 8 tentacles emerging from her vagina.


Number one do-it-yourself artificial family builder.


A woman who pops out several hundred babies.

A jank version of Angelina Jolie

A man's worst nightmare when a lawyer comes seeking child support.

Made pregnant via turkey baster status.

Will kill you with her uterus.

Octobitch!

The real baby mama.

An everlasting single woman.

dat bitch is uh Octomom!

yee tell'um Maury!

Octomom by terra R February 17, 2009

Octomom 

A woman with 8 children who is a huge sob story and is asking for money and is complete bs. No one likes her even though the media flips out and wants you to love her so much and help her raise her 8 children that she had when she should have thought about beforehand.

bullshit Octomom

Octomom by Driskoll August 27, 2009