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octofist 

The act of inserting both hands in a girls vagina, interlocking the fingers, then while your hands are clasped, wiggling your fingers like an octopus.

If you want extra bang for your buck, you can keep your thumbs outside where they will be positioned perfectly to work on her clitoris.
Bro 1: man that chick last night was fucked she kept telling me how her ex boyfriend would octofist her every time they fucked.
Bro 2: wow dude she must have had quite the octopussy.
octofist by do'er March 27, 2011
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Octofish 

An octopus and a fish combined. They are the most majestical creatures to ever exist. Distributed as a doodle on a piece of paper. Created by Anthony, Katie, and Blake. See website at
“This is an octofish. If you don’t want it, pass it on.”

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Octofish by Huffle_Bambino May 16, 2019
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Octofish 

Something that may be confusing to others, but not you.
Person 1: *cracks a joke*
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Well that's an Octofish.
Octofish by couch gag May 5, 2018
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