octapenis

When you have sex with an Octavio and they have a bomb ass dick

Omg Octavio you have good dick love the octapenis

by Bad bitch 25 April 2, 2016

OAPenis

Old aged penis - the female equivalent of a granny grabber. A woman who likes older men of grandfather age, 60 plus at least.

See that old codger with Gabby? Yeah, she's tappin' that - she loves a bit of OAPenis. I couldn't do it, imagine how wrinkly an old mans ball bag would be?

by Grill Bill October 19, 2012

octopedist

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets

So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over

by Wondersnail June 23, 2018

Octopenis

This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.

"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"

by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009

octagonist

1. your arch enemy.
2. super-evil.
3. someone who gets down on you about as bad as anyone ever did.
4. someone who gets you mad in eight different ways.

That greaser across town is out for my shit, he is really octagonizing me.

Doc Ock was Spiderman's octagonist.

by Dr.Funkenbass January 23, 2010

octopenis

Eight penises on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis

by Octowoman November 1, 2010

octopenisola

A birth defect causing a man a have eight penises.

"Yeah I heard Morgan has Octopenisola."

by Cleru November 8, 2015