obserd 

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: abserd

obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

obserd by jonkatz January 27, 2009

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!

Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!

Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

observe 

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

observe by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

Obserbation by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009