a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.
by 13Tyson March 6, 2020
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Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019
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Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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Get the mike oxlong mug.An extremely lazy person. (From Goncharov's novel, Oblomov)
Also, Oblomovism - somebody who suffrers from laziness.
Also, Oblomovism - somebody who suffrers from laziness.
by Drake Studebake September 8, 2006
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Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
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Olona is a beautiful girl
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