oblon

a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.

I was high on meth and ran into an Oblon. It ruined my high and I instantly became dumber.

by 13Tyson March 6, 2020