obeze

Like phat, only tenfold. Dangerously phat. Phatter than phat.

Man that's an obeze beat!

obeze by grl plz September 3, 2007

Obeze

Incredibly cool, awesome, and/or snazzy

The word "phat" to a higher degree

"Did you see the present I gave to Max today?"

"Yeah, it was pretty obeze!"

Obeze by Jazzygurrrrrrl January 4, 2012

obeze

Discord mods

obeze:*exist*
discord mods: *exist*

obeze by deez guy August 25, 2021

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet 

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obese nigger 

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013