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A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.

No fatties. I am not into obestiality.

obestiality by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008

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obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

obestiality by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

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Obestiality

Similar to bestiality but with obese dogs...

Karl committed real obestiality when he fucked that 200 pound rottweiler.

Obestiality by Disgusting Human December 1, 2020

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obestiality

having sex with fat animals.

Ewww. I can't believe you love fat animals. your obestiality sickens me!

obestiality by moose123 July 3, 2011

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Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

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crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

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obesetiality

Having a sexual attraction to fat people.

"Did you see that fat girl Steve was hitting on?"
"Yes, he is in to obesetiality."

obesetiality by darlingdear November 28, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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