Bassnium.exe's definitions

porn sequel territory

A phrase describing a franchise of movies that has overstayed its welcome. The phrase saying that the number of squeals in this franchise means that future and upcoming installments can't possibly be any good, as they are being cranked out with minimal effort put into them like porno movies such as slutty house wives 8. It could also be used to describe an unnecessary in a movie franchise with a number of sequels already.

jack: So did you here they're making another star wars movie?

frank: Are you serious! George Lucius really needs to just stop, because the star wars movies are getting into the porn sequel territory now.

by Bassnium.exe October 14, 2011

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

obestaphille

A person sexually attracted to and/or has sex with fat people.

Man Georges girlfriends are always so fat he is such a obestaphille.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.

This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"

by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011

Dog Whistle

A conspiracy made up by far left people to frame harmless statements as some kind of secret racist phrase

Bob: we don't wanna wind up like the valley do we?

Jane: I'm aware of that dog whistle you neo nazi!

Bob: your insane

by Bassnium.exe December 28, 2022

The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.

Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023

Sister Wife

a biological sister whom is your wife, girlfriend or lover. Typically seen amongst white southern rural Americans.

Spud: bi ie be bickie bo boobie cletus I swear to god if you done looked at my johnny rebel album record collection!

Cletus: Oh I did more than just look!

Spud: Bie ei ouh bickie bi bo boobie! Cletus I swear to god if you done TOUCHED my Johnny Rebel album record collection! Thats the closest damn thing I have to a sister wife!

by Bassnium.exe December 29, 2025