A rare mineral that can be taken down to the forges beneath the White House to create the legendary N-Word Pass.
Me: This is my N-Word Pass, made of pure Obamium.
My friend: *shows his N-Word Pass*
Me: Fool! That’s not a real N-Word Pass! It’s made of paper! Harvest some Obamium and come back with a real N-Word Pass!
Obamia is similar to insomnia. You experience Obamia when you are incapable of falling asleep because you can’t stop thinking about Obama. There has been no reported cure for this illness.
Friend 1: aye bruh why aren’t you getting rest I thought you got rid of your insomnia
Friend 2: nah bruh I don’t have insomnia I have Obamia. I keep thinking about Obama and his perfection.
Friend 1: damn bruh I heard there’s no cure for that. Good luck bruh
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.