Me: This is my N-Word Pass, made of pure Obamium.
My friend: *shows his N-Word Pass*
Me: Fool! That’s not a real N-Word Pass! It’s made of paper! Harvest some Obamium and come back with a real N-Word Pass!
Obamia is similar to insomnia. You experience Obamia when you are incapable of falling asleep because you can’t stop thinking about Obama. There has been no reported cure for this illness.
Friend 1: aye bruh why aren’t you getting rest I thought you got rid of your insomnia Friend 2: nah bruh I don’t have insomnia I have Obamia. I keep thinking about Obama and his perfection.
Friend 1: damn bruh I heard there’s no cure for that. Good luck bruh