"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"
"I'
m down"
"Raise your right hand and
say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the
annoying ugly
friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good
word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free
will and pledge to remain
true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"