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oanna by dumbesthottestbitch June 3, 2020
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kuchisake-onna
In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019
oann
oann by Notyomojojojo June 5, 2020
himono-onna
japanese slang meaning:
"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
himono-onna by hantaro August 28, 2008
christ onna cracker
christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
christ onna cracker by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011
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