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oJakey, Jakey, is a well known player on the Hypixel Network. He is most known for his Achievement Leaderboard position, however, he also holds the #9th position for Snowman in Mega Walls. Jakey is known for loving turtles and saying "silly goose" to unsuspecting victims. He is currently in a relationship to Leaderboard Turbo Kart Racers' player, Dyrh.
That person is so good at getting achievement points, they are basically an oJakey!
oJakey by cashcow69 August 26, 2022
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The second to lowest possible social level for a white person. Second only to trailer trash. People who collects hub caps and hang them on their house or fence, tape their windows instead of replacing them, and have a large collection of random shit scattered in their yards, in a seemingly organized chaos. They are generally a bit more shifty and withdrawn.
Run and git that hub cap, son. We'll give it to that family up the crick. They's good people, just oakeys.
Oakey by Naomi_A August 20, 2008
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the biggest shit hole in australia. the police do nothing. the kids do nothing and the adults do nothing. you want to be a druggo. this is the right place for you :D alcohol and drugs is a big part of the fuctioning of oakey. there is only one highschool.
"man, i need some weed." "go to oakey bro"
oakey by unknown.347 October 28, 2011

oakey cokey 

Cocaine - UK rhyming slang

derived from well-known powder-monkey
Paul Oakenfold and now in common usage...

see also bugle,nose candy,peruvian marching powder,granulated money
We were doing the oakey cokey all night long ...
oakey cokey by Chicago House January 4, 2005
beginner not having experience in a certain field of work
"This oakey bitch doesnt know what hes doin."
"This cat is straight up oakey."
oakey by Josh Cintron June 15, 2008

Smokey Oakey 

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.
"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."
Smokey Oakey by banditnarrator March 9, 2018
literally okay but in some cursed way related to oak.
"Hey, I got you a pizza slice"
"oakey thank you"
oakey by CuARkY June 11, 2022