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oJakey, Jakey, is a well known player on the Hypixel Network. He is most known for his Achievement Leaderboard position, however, he also holds the #9th position for Snowman in Mega Walls. Jakey is known for loving turtles and saying "silly goose" to unsuspecting victims. He is currently in a relationship to Leaderboard Turbo Kart Racers' player, Dyrh.
That person is so good at getting achievement points, they are basically an oJakey!
oJakey by cashcow69 August 26, 2022
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The second to lowest possible social level for a white person. Second only to trailer trash. People who collects hub caps and hang them on their house or fence, tape their windows instead of replacing them, and have a large collection of random shit scattered in their yards, in a seemingly organized chaos. They are generally a bit more shifty and withdrawn.
Run and git that hub cap, son. We'll give it to that family up the crick. They's good people, just oakeys.
Oakey by Naomi_A August 20, 2008
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the biggest shit hole in australia. the police do nothing. the kids do nothing and the adults do nothing. you want to be a druggo. this is the right place for you :D alcohol and drugs is a big part of the fuctioning of oakey. there is only one highschool.
"man, i need some weed." "go to oakey bro"
oakey by unknown.347 October 28, 2011

oakey cokey 

Cocaine - UK rhyming slang

derived from well-known powder-monkey
Paul Oakenfold and now in common usage...

see also bugle,nose candy,peruvian marching powder,granulated money
We were doing the oakey cokey all night long ...
oakey cokey by Chicago House January 4, 2005
beginner not having experience in a certain field of work
"This oakey bitch doesnt know what hes doin."
"This cat is straight up oakey."
oakey by Josh Cintron June 15, 2008

Smokey Oakey 

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.
"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."
Smokey Oakey by banditnarrator March 9, 2018
literally okay but in some cursed way related to oak.
oakey by CuARkY June 11, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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