banditnarrator's definitions

Smokey Oakey

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.

"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."

by banditnarrator March 9, 2018

Assymmetrical

When you are ass cheek to ass cheek with someone, typically lying down.

Damn bro, the bed was so small at the hotel I was assymmetrical with Trey last night!

by banditnarrator March 8, 2020