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slang for hiding your flaccid penis in the milking table; considered to be how micropenises are used
after eating supper, the paid escort decided to NYQ the young man
nyq by nyq staff team August 28, 2022
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NyQuil Dick

Dick so good put a bitch to sleep!
Girl 1: Hey Sheila, Did you watch BET Uncut last night?
Girl 2: Nah Cam came over and hit me with that NyQuil Dick.
NyQuil Dick by ShamFAwesome January 15, 2014

nyquil bomb 

a mixture of half nyquil and half tequilla in a shot glass that f*cks you up if you take enough of them!
Hey, "lets go make some nyquil bombs and get laid out"...
"okay man lets do it" WOOOOOO
nyquil bomb by melvin starkskey February 4, 2007

NyQuil on the rocks 

NyQuil in a glass with ice. For when you're feeling sick but sociable.

Coined by Mitch Hedburg.
I've got a cold but I still want friends over tonight. Maybe I'll make myself a NyQuil on the rocks.
NyQuil on the rocks by KNICKLS April 3, 2009

Nyquil Hangover 

The awful feeling of grogginess during the morning after you've taken Nyquil
"You feeling ok man?"
"Yeah I've just got a crazy Nyquil Hangover"
"Well take it easy buddy, you look like shit"
Nyquil Hangover by amarsten September 19, 2011

Negro Nyquil

(adj) the feeling of sleepiness and happyness shortly after a big meal containing either fried food or dark liquor; meals usually eaten at a family gathering or celebration of some sort. (syn) the Itis.
I just smashed like 3 plates of that gumbo and mac n cheese shoot I'm about to kill this second glass of henn so I can pass out in the car on this negro nyquil.
Negro Nyquil by Phoetykft November 28, 2011

nyquil-coma 

That moment, about thirty minutes after finishing a bottle of nyquil, where you start to feel really sleepy and loopy and then you pass out for ten hours.
"Man, I passed out last night"
"Yeah, why's that"

" I took a bunch of nyquil and fell into a nyquil-coma"
nyquil-coma by Icarus Deidus October 28, 2013
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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