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The Nogardless Game 

The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.

Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
Word of the Day on December 16, 2022
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A rare South African bird known for its speed, elusiveness, aggressiveness, and bright red plumage.
"Wow, look at that nygar go. It's no wonder no one can catch it."

"Look out, there's a flock of nygars headed this way! I hope they don't attack us!"
nygar by Lucky Charms Leprechaun October 12, 2011
A cheap, stingy person, who handgs on to his money and possessions. The adjective form is "nigardly". Both of these words have fallen out of use because they sound too much like "nigger" and "niggerly". Calling a black person a nigard would probably get you punched in the face.
No bonuses again this year! My boss is such a fucking nigard.
Nigard by dragin86 November 10, 2010

Ngardæym 

Ngardæym is mostly used by Norwegian Muslim individuals that do not want to write or say “goddamn”.

It is evenly used for expressing happiness or expressing empathy when something does not go one’s way.
Person 1: I got an A on my test!

Person 2: Ngardæym!

Person 1: I absolutely failed my class...

Person 2: Ngardæym...
Ngardæym by Hablishahabla October 9, 2020

nogardless

Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.
Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.
1. To express oneself using only the lower half of ones arms to speak.
Kelly looks like a T-rex when she nygaards.
nygaard by mbork December 30, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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