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The Nogardless Game 

The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.

Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
Related Words
A rare South African bird known for its speed, elusiveness, aggressiveness, and bright red plumage.
"Wow, look at that nygar go. It's no wonder no one can catch it."

"Look out, there's a flock of nygars headed this way! I hope they don't attack us!"
nygar by Lucky Charms Leprechaun October 12, 2011
A cheap, stingy person, who handgs on to his money and possessions. The adjective form is "nigardly". Both of these words have fallen out of use because they sound too much like "nigger" and "niggerly". Calling a black person a nigard would probably get you punched in the face.
No bonuses again this year! My boss is such a fucking nigard.
Nigard by dragin86 November 10, 2010

Ngardæym 

Ngardæym is mostly used by Norwegian Muslim individuals that do not want to write or say “goddamn”.

It is evenly used for expressing happiness or expressing empathy when something does not go one’s way.
Person 1: I got an A on my test!

Person 2: Ngardæym!

Person 1: I absolutely failed my class...

Person 2: Ngardæym...
Ngardæym by Hablishahabla October 9, 2020

nogardless

Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.
Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.
1. To express oneself using only the lower half of ones arms to speak.
Kelly looks like a T-rex when she nygaards.
nygaard by mbork December 30, 2007