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A retard that acts like a dickhead.
Peter is a nuttard for getting drunk everyday and irritating everybody.
nuttard by Jack Sz. June 21, 2005
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A person that is so ugly you can't believe anyone would ever have sex with them. Not even a pitty fuck.

A part of the body that makes one unappealing to prospective sexual partners.

Sort of the physical version of prick
That guy isn't just an asshole, his face makes him a nuntard.

Ugh. I have a date in ten minutes and I have this huge nuntard on my face. Where is my zit cream?
nuntard by Cerdito October 3, 2006
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1. A mix of the words "numpty" and "retard"
2. Usually used as a childish insult or an act of stupidity.
1. "Oh my God, Danny, you're such a numtard!"
2. "Yeah that's right, just numtard for someone else..."
Numtard by XPURPLElemonadex May 18, 2009
someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.
A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....
Nubtard by 12 ounce February 21, 2008
A derogatory term used to explain how one not only acts like a retard but looks like a chicken nugget. In other words, the individual looks and acts as if they have down syndrome.
Larkin, you are a nugtard.
Nugtard by smuts June 17, 2011
Noun. Most commonly used as a term of derision when an otherwise generally intelligent person does something stupid. However, the term is perfectly acceptable for use to describe a generally stupid person who does something stupid.
Don't look at me nutnard, you're the dealer as you could plainly see by the 'Dealer' chip right in front of you.
Nutnard by Blackstacks November 18, 2010
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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