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Nutmustard 

She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.
Nutmustard by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003
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nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

Nutstard 

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack
Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard
Nutstard by Nutstard69 October 15, 2019

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut
"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"
Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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