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She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.

Nutmustard by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

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nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003

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nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003

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nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

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nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

nut mustard by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

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Nutstard

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack

Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard

Nutstard by Nutstard69 October 15, 2019

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Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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