Nutmustard

Semen

She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 25, 2003

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

by Chocistar October 17, 2003

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Nutstard

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack

Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard

by Nutstard69 October 15, 2019

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003