nutjustment
nutjustment by Thechillroomy May 6, 2015
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nadjustment
n. When a man tries to conceal the fact that he is repositioning his nutsack by shifting his balls by hand via the pocket. Often accompanied by a quick squatting motion and slight gyration in the hips. Not to be confused with pocket pool. Nadjustments are strictly non-sexual. Usually occur after long periods of sitting.
Bob: Yo, look at Pat. He's performing a serious nadjustment.
Bill: No way. Maybe he's just fishing for his keys.
Bob: Yeah, right. He must be a long-baller.
Bill: No way. Maybe he's just fishing for his keys.
Bob: Yeah, right. He must be a long-baller.
nadjustment by Paul Mall December 28, 2009
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nutvestment
An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.
John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.
nutvestment by Wafflebatted ham slinky December 11, 2017
gutjustment
gutjustment by Gut adjuster September 9, 2018
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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