nutjustment 

The act of adjusting ones balls while in the seated position.

"Damn, that nutjustment felt so good"
"Damn, I gotta make a nutjustment before I rip my sack"

nutjustment by Thechillroomy May 6, 2015

nadjustment

n. When a man tries to conceal the fact that he is repositioning his nutsack by shifting his balls by hand via the pocket. Often accompanied by a quick squatting motion and slight gyration in the hips. Not to be confused with pocket pool. Nadjustments are strictly non-sexual. Usually occur after long periods of sitting.

Bob: Yo, look at Pat. He's performing a serious nadjustment.
Bill: No way. Maybe he's just fishing for his keys.
Bob: Yeah, right. He must be a long-baller.

nadjustment by Paul Mall December 28, 2009

nutvestment 

An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.

John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.

nutvestment by Wafflebatted ham slinky December 11, 2017

gutjustment 

When your dick is so big it rearranges your girlfriends guts.

“My man gave me a gutjustment last night and now my ovaries hurt!”

gutjustment by Gut adjuster September 9, 2018