nutstash
"dude, your nutstash has grown outside of your boxers.."
"omg, she sneezed about 8 times because of my nutstash"
"omg, she sneezed about 8 times because of my nutstash"
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nutstache
1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
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Nutstachio
Don Lemon is alleged to have given a nutstachio to an unsuspecting victim after Lemon digitally manipulated his own scrotum and then placed his fingers under the alleged victim’s nose, and in his mustache.
A moustachioed man has brought suit against Don Lemon alleging that the Nutstachio Lemon gave him was non-consensual, unwelcome and particularly stinky.
Nutstachio by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019
Nutstache
When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.
Extra points for waxing the ends.
Extra points for waxing the ends.
Nutstache by NightFallInc June 24, 2020
nutstache
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
nutstache by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015
nutstache
When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"