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Nutstachio 

Don Lemon is alleged to have given a nutstachio to an unsuspecting victim after Lemon digitally manipulated his own scrotum and then placed his fingers under the alleged victim’s nose, and in his mustache.
A moustachioed man has brought suit against Don Lemon alleging that the Nutstachio Lemon gave him was non-consensual, unwelcome and particularly stinky.
Nutstachio by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019
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nutstache 

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
nutstache by A Friend September 3, 2003
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Nutstache 

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.
“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”
Nutstache by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

nutstache 

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."

nutstache 

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"
nutstache by Mr Tasty May 26, 2009

Nutstache 

Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.
Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.
Nutstache by Tylercreater December 14, 2019

Nutstache 

The hair above a mans privates.
My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!
Nutstache by Event Diva October 22, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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