nutcrack 

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper

Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!

nutcrack by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008

nutcrack 

A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.

Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.

nutcrack by Sylvia/Shaun May 13, 2008

Nutcrack 

Similar to a buttcrack. Only with a nutsack.

Get your nutcrack off me dude!

Nutcrack by 13 March 26, 2003

Nutcrack 

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

Nutcrack by showpeasant January 31, 2024

Nutcrack 

Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.

Man, that kid watching Minecraft videos on his chromebook in the hallway is such a nutcrack.

Nutcrack by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025

nutcrack sexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

nutcrack sexual by katecnnor January 11, 2021

hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

hot chocolate nutcracker by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018