nutcarb

The carbs you get from a blow job.

I was so hungry I sucked that dick just for the nutcarb

by Quanahstriker November 24, 2021

nutgarbage

a hairy little creature who uses semen as a shampoo/conditioner, and is usually under four feet tall. it can become a wild savage, eating everything in site when angered. it is also a chronic masturbator. if you get near it, it will eat your nuts!

dude that was nutgarbage!!

by skeetmasta12 June 2, 2008

nutcrabber

A sexual position where one partner latches onto the other’s nutsack with a crab claw style.

I was getting a BJ and that bitch did a surprise nutcrabber on me….

by Mumgeem June 24, 2023