Me: Hmm, which browser to use? Opera or Firefox? Tough choice...
Computer n00b: netscap iz teh shiz!!!111 firefx sux dun use it!!1 hey i think i got sum spywarez!!!!!help!!!!111
Me: I would rather browse the net with telnet and a packet-sniffer than use Nutscape.

Nutscrape by DethBlade August 4, 2005

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Nutscrape Nardigrator

Derogatory term for Netscape Navigator web browser. See nutscrape and nard.

"I use Firefox instead of Nutscrape Nardigrator or Internet Exploiter."

Nutscrape Nardigrator by Wha wha wha December 28, 2004

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nutscrape

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

nutscrape by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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