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nut sandwich 

when a guy fucks a girl missionary, and pulls out cumming on her stomach, the guy then lays his body on top of her, creating a nut sandwich.
i came all over that skeezer's stomach and gave her a nut sandwich.
nut sandwich by jp money September 26, 2004

nut sandwich 

Zidane turned and dropped Materazzi with a beautiful nut sandwich.
nut sandwich by Errowen June 22, 2015

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

Jonah Nut Sandwich 

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
Jonah Nut Sandwich by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

Nut Butt Sandwich 

Also known as the “Nut-on-a-butt” sandwich, when a guy fucks a girl from behind, nuts on her crack and smooshes the cheeks together, creating the nut butt sandwich.
“She woke me up for a midnight snack, so I give her a Nut Butt Sandwich.”
Nut Butt Sandwich by Dinuzbro November 2, 2018

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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