jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.

Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.

by milpoolSK May 18, 2017

papoop

At the end of a significant #2, during cleanup (wiping) and you realize more gas is going to be released and you do not remove your hand from the wiping region and the gas turns out to be a shart which results in you pooping directly into the TP held by the wiping hand.

I thought I was in the clear and started to wipe but I ended up papooping on my hand

by milpoolSK June 19, 2017

Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.

by milpoolSK March 05, 2023

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

frog-bush

A perfectly smooth pubic area on a women - Entirely absent of hair, stubble or follicle bumps so that the result is as smooth as the belly of a frog

Dude - she must have just come from the spa because she had the perfect frog-bush last night

by milpoolSK June 01, 2017

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017