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Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue
I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube
by milpoolSK March 24, 2017
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a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
by milpoolSK July 23, 2018
mugGet the nut sandwich with extra mayomug.

Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
mugGet the Festive Douchemug.

Scooby-doing

The act of grabbing un-eaten, untouched & abandoned food off a plate at a restaurant & eating it. Usually pizza but sometimes chicken wings.
These people gave up their table & left half a pizza untouched so mike & I ended up Scooby-doing the slices and saved $20
by milpoolSK June 29, 2023
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Starpoint

The sensitive inner rim of the butthole closest to the vagina - hitting this “point” accidentally with the penis can cause your partner to see stars and will likely require a pause in action
Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night
by milpoolSK May 19, 2018
mugGet the Starpointmug.

Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
mugGet the Healthy Scratchmug.

jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.
Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.
by milpoolSK May 18, 2017
mugGet the jumphammermug.

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