milpoolSK's definitions

Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

firmues

Saggy boobs on a women that appears to be in shape but is really just lucky to be thin

Dude - she looked hot at the bar but when we got back to my house I got a handful of firmues and I'm pretty sure all that mountain biking she said she does is a crock of shit

by milpoolSK August 17, 2017

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face

I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

by milpoolSK July 23, 2018

frog-bush

A perfectly smooth pubic area on a women - Entirely absent of hair, stubble or follicle bumps so that the result is as smooth as the belly of a frog

Dude - she must have just come from the spa because she had the perfect frog-bush last night

by milpoolSK June 1, 2017

tfn

tfn is a non-offensive abbreviation for Thanks For Nothing

Me: Hey buddy - i thought u said u were going to take me off that group text you started
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole

by milpoolSK May 6, 2018

jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.

Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.

by milpoolSK May 18, 2017