Definitions by milpoolSK
Scooby-doing
The act of grabbing un-eaten, untouched & abandoned food off a plate at a restaurant & eating it. Usually pizza but sometimes chicken wings.
These people gave up their table & left half a pizza untouched so mike & I ended up Scooby-doing the slices and saved $20
Scooby-doing by milpoolSK June 29, 2023
Tube-Rake
The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
Festive Douche
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Festive Douche by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
Planger
Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.
Healthy Scratch
When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
Healthy Scratch by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
Like-cicle
A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.
Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...
Like-cicle by milpoolSK October 26, 2018
nut sandwich with extra mayo
a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
nut sandwich with extra mayo by milpoolSK July 23, 2018