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nut cream 

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!
nut cream by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008
Words you can keep

Nut Cream 

A dumbass or a person who doesn't wash their hands after they busted a nut
1.you're a nut cream
2. Yo wash your hands nut cream
Nut Cream by Clingfling December 22, 2017

Nut Cream 

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.
Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!
Nut Cream by Yelo777 November 5, 2018

Cream nut 

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.
I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!
Cream nut by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018

Cream of nut soup 

Spunk, cum, the hot steaming load!
Mary was indecisive what to have for starters at the restaraunt... After peering down her ample cleavage the Waiter cleared his throat and enquired ''Would madam care for a healthy portion of Cream of nut soup?''
Cream of nut soup by Fanimani April 19, 2009

Boston Cream Blow-Nut 

When two people are caught in the act of giving and receiving a blow job behind a dumpster at a Tim Horton's.
"Shit! Did you see that? That girl was giving that Tim Horton's worker a Boston Cream Blow-Nut behind that dumpster!!"
Boston Cream Blow-Nut by Karebear124 November 30, 2009

Cream of the nut 

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.
"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."
Cream of the nut by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018
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