nunfucker

one who is sexually aroused by and/or enjoys sexual intercourse with;
1. nuns
2. those of a chaste persuasion

1. Did you see that nunfucker with the mother superior last night?
2. nunfucker? that's a bad habit!

by BENNAY June 27, 2006

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

unfucker

Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.

Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker

by Jacstar June 9, 2016

Be An Unfucker

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.

Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.

by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

dunfuckered

When something is fucked up to the point where it is going to be a pain in the ass to fix.

Your lawnmower is dunfuckered.

by Sky12103 September 9, 2020

numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

by i didnt know October 6, 2016