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unfucker
/ənˈfəkər/
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
unfucker by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
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unfucker • unfuckerish • unfuckerize • unfuckery shitface • Be An Unfucker • upfuckery • unfucked • unfuckening • Upfucker • ufuckery
unfucker
An unfucker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have sex with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:
A. Drank too much and cant get it up.
B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)
C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.
Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.
A. Drank too much and cant get it up.
B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)
C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.
Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.
Jacie: OMG, I cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and Marcus turned out to be an unfucker.
Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.
Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.
unfucker by Girlswannagetlaidtoosometimes July 8, 2010
Be An Unfucker
Be An Unfucker by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015
upfuckery
Unpucker
The process of loosening the ass hole
unfuckerize
To un-fuck-it-up regardless of culprit. To take something broken or completely messed up and make it better.
I will have to unfuckerize my car before my Dad sees it.
Remember to remove the word unfuckerize from emails prior to forwarding to clients.
Remember to remove the word unfuckerize from emails prior to forwarding to clients.
unfuckerize by Shacharlyn December 20, 2016
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