Numpties

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"
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Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
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Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
by Ben September 19, 2003
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Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
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numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
by fgf November 14, 2003
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numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
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Numpty

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.
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