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numeric dyslexia 

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.
teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia
numeric dyslexia by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008
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Interplanetary Numeric Processor 

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.
Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

Alpha-numeric-symbolicans

Fully encompassing the LGBTQ+ Community. In an effort to be prepared for any additional letters, numbers, or symbols the LGBTQ+ community chooses to add, alpha-numeric-symbolican can cover your ass on the fly if you arent up to date on the newest editions!
'Is that guy queer?'

Answer:

'Nah bro I aint been watching the news, that's one of those alpha-numeric-symbolicans, they keep changing and adding things to their acronym making it virtually impossible for an outsider to keep up! Now we use the all-encompassing precursory word 'Alpha-numeric-symbolicans' it covers anything before they even add it'

Numerist 

I hate 17

That number 15 is so overrated

Why are you so numerist bro
Numerist by The Numerist July 3, 2014

Numericalize 

To put in numerical order. Similar to alphabetize: to put in alphabetical order.
Could you please numericalize those files?
Numericalize by H. Zorzi December 3, 2005
A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.
LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic
numberic by onewhocanspell September 7, 2005

numeracy 

Those pursuing chartered accountancy should have numeracy.
numeracy by uttam maharjan December 25, 2012
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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