the disease that is making the world incredibly dull.
The accountant made all of the cute little puppys cry.
by Alli April 27, 2004
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Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.
Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans
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Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
by Mr. Mofo September 25, 2005
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Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
by flurky September 24, 2003
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When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.
Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant
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1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.
by CMP March 04, 2006
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