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numbskulls 

A person who likes to play country music and live in Gore, in the South Island of New Zealand. Often referred to as a doofoid.
Hey that guy climbing up that giant trout with his guitar is such a numbskull
numbskulls by Undy Bumgrope July 7, 2004
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numbskull 

a foolish or stupid person; an idiot.

someone with a numb skull, i.e. someone who feels no pain when you whack them repeatedly upside the head.
What a numbskull! Come 'ere, numbskull, i'm gonna smack you again.
numbskull by wan_sok July 31, 2004

numbskullery 

Stupid acts. Used by Mr. Burns in The Simpsons
Mr. Burns: "I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery"
numbskullery by Joe R. April 4, 2006

Numskullduggery 

An amalgamation of "Numbskull" and "Skullduggery". Can be employed to describe an amusing, risqué, or banter-incucing act, as perpetrated by a numbskull.
Although not in common usage, would work best used by an Englishman, ideally a gentleman from the East End of London.
"Wot on the Sweet Lord's green erf joo fink you woz ap to larst night 'Arry?"

"Wojoomean boss? We wos jus 'avin a larf. Not mar fault the boys in blue turned ap!"

"Well yore faakin' numskullduggery nearly got us locked ap you tit!"
Numskullduggery by Kilpin May 29, 2007

Numbskull 

A playful insult for someone who is being slightly dumb.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU TOUCH THAT, IT SAYS DO NOT TOUCH!
Person 2: Whoops.
Person 1: Ugh, you numbskull xD
Numbskull by ShadowyLondoner May 17, 2016

haggard knumbskulls 

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.
Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!
haggard knumbskulls by dad April 26, 2003

numbskull 

a dimp, simp, simpy, dimpleton, simpleton, dopey, dopleton
Danm you so numbskull.
numbskull by dimpydoo22 April 18, 2011
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