Numble

Being totally incompetent at something

Bro, John was really numble when flirting at the party yesterday. None of the girls went home with him.

by Brotar October 30, 2020

Numble

to "numble" is to describe an action of gently manipulating something, usually fabric or a soft toy for comfort or simply enjoying the feel.
You can take said item, maybe a nice soft fleecy jumper and "numble" it.
Most people numble with their fingers while snuggling the item to their face, children numble their teddies while falling asleep or numble their cuddle blankets while sucking their thumbs.
My cats like to numble clothing in a way also known as "paddy pawing". They sometimes numble my butt but it hurts when they do that.
Some people like to sniff when they numble.
It is also possible to numble another human being or even a pet.
Try it.. you might like it.

Little Bess numbled her cuddle blanket to soothe her to sleep.
The cat is numbling my ass again and his claws are really pointy.
She gave her boyfriends fleece a little numble while she thought of doing him later.

by NekoDolly February 11, 2010

Numble

To eat bland food, so boring it is numbing.

Numbles through my dinner.

by GodOfMatureCheddar July 25, 2017

Numble

To high five oneself in the face

My nose hurts after that numble OR Skippy cracks me up everytime she numbles.

by Jenna Miller June 1, 2003

numble

to nibble at ones neck while playing with their shoe

i enjoy it when he numbles me.

by cartoonkidd May 21, 2009

Numble

A person who believes in conspiracy theories while also being an anti-vaxxer

Numble: McDonald’s gives you rabies because the aliens infected them and put microchips in the cheese, just like they put microchips in the vaccine

Normal human: wow they are such a numble 😭

by Leighton M April 11, 2022

Numble chunks

A friendly reminder to an embarrassing incident

"Oh numble chunks...."

by 911oops December 14, 2023