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Numbage means to make up a word to create an attractive username on Fortnite; however, it does not work and everyone thinks that you are an idiot that doesn't know how to spell. However, there is a significant chance that you will become a semi-pro at Fortnite.
He is so much of a clout chaser, he is the living embodiment of numbage.
numbage by numbage sucks January 17, 2020
Words you can keep
You are being a numbuget John!
Numbuget by Numbuget4life December 24, 2022
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Ass numage 

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.
Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!
Ass numage by Whodajung May 16, 2018
like cabbage...but nuber. another variation of the word nub. nub noob newb
Richard: i cheated on that math test yesterday, but i got caught cuz i wrote the other guys name instead of mine.

Dwayne: -_- nubbage
nubbage by xLp.veng September 10, 2007
"You only won cause of nubage."
nubage by Jafarcus January 28, 2009
when tongue becomes numb from eating salty foods and skin peels off after numbness.
when one consumes many sunflower seeds the tongue becomes numaged.
numaged by damy MD. July 28, 2012
The two end pieces of a baguette.

When you first cut the end off a baguette, the piece removed is the nubbage.
"Always get the nubbage".
"We had soup and crusty bread for lunch. I got the nubbage".
"Who's eaten the nubbage?"
Nubbage by Shomashaba July 11, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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