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The Nuet is a small brown fuzzy creature of Cuimhne. Highly intelligent, sometimes affectionate, and sometimes possesses the tendency to kill people.
Life is like a box of nuets, sometimes you get what you want and sometimes it leads you right over a cliff.
Nuet by Malamyn April 7, 2004
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adjective or verb
synonomous with dumb, stupid, fantomous, weird, retarted, low quality, goofy
The man with one shoe is nuet.
nuet by Bondo March 23, 2004

net nuetrality 

Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
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Ajit Pie: Net nuetrality is spelled this way because I feel like making it spelled this way.
net nuetrality by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017

jimmy nuetron 

Sheen: jimmy nuetron he no funny he gay
jimmy nuetron by james239 April 4, 2017

Nuetral Story, ODST 

*Can be used to counter 'Sad Story'*

When a friend tells you something of little relevance to your life/day but it very much affects their life/day so, in an attempt to be a good friend (meh) you acknowledge their plight but put it our of your mind immediately with a verbal recognition that yes, you heard them (and you really don't care). And you like Halo.
Friend #1: ...And so my cat killed my sisters teddy bear hamster and I woke up spooning it's dead corpse!!! :( :(

Friend #2: .....NUETRAL STORY, ODST.

Friend #1: *cries*
Nuetral Story, ODST by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
To be nuetral is to be a way as if neither for her or against her. To be nuetral, not to be like others, be a nuetral party.
Ex: I was nuetral compared to her. I was a nuetral idiot one day, I didn't want to be with or with not that person.
nuetral by Bryce R. April 28, 2008

nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
nuetered badger by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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