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the nicest guys

the nicest guys cum the hardest.

get yourself a "nicest guy".
person 1: do you know what they say about the nicest guys?
person 2: what, they always finish last?
person 1: no you fool, they cum the hardest!

Nuestra Familia 

NF eNe catorce

A gang started in Solodad in the 1960's. It was formed in Solodad to protect northern/central California Mexicans from La eMe/x3 who thought they were farmers because they didn't dress/act like they were from LA. Basically they are the prison version of Nortenos. They are the largest gang network in NorCal(2nd largest in state). It is allegedly ran from inside Skeleton Bay SHU.

Their enemies are pretty much all Nazi/racist gangs and all the scraps (eMe/Surenos/mara/any other X3). In a lot of situations they work with black gangs against the scraps or white power gangs.

Identified by wearing the color Red, lots of Nebraska football clothing/hats, and hella NF tats.
Nuestra Familia is to Norte what La eMe is to Surenos/mara.
Nuestra Familia by d0sha November 9, 2007
You
YOU are the nicest

Nicest person in the world 

Elijah tipping is officially the nicest person in the world he is so amazing and appreciates everyone around him he is also bum fucking gabe
Wow its Elijah "the nicest person in the world".

nicest asshole 

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.
“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
nicest asshole by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018

nukesterbate 

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.
Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo
nukesterbate by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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